[ME is browsing Facebook on his computer in the kitchen, visibly bored. A lukewarm skillet, filled with uncooked rice/vermicelli mix sits on the stove top. MIRACLE enters.]
ME This Rice a Roni is taking forever to cook. [exasperated sigh] Maybe I added too much butter. I dunno.
MIRACLE Oh, well, see here? This knob? You turn it up.
ME [not paying attention] Dude, I already have it up more than I should. It's gotta be too much butter.
MIRACLE No, I mean this knob. [points to the "rear left" knob, which my skillet is on] Unless, of course, you want to use the right one.
Where would I be without my friends?
I mean, besides hungry. =)
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