Zombie post, the second coming

A long while back, I came across a very interesting question on someone's blog.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

I have returned to this question, after watching my housemates play Nazi Zombies like it's their job.

Paul:
Meat cleaver
John Cena
"Baba O'Riley" by The Who

Brendan:
.50 automatic
Jason Statham
"For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield

Bacon:
Sawed-off shotgun
Natalie Portman
"What The World Needs Now" by Burt Bacharach

Brian M:
Ariel Jon Herbig (THAT IS NOT A WEAPON, MEAGHER)
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" by Drowning Pool
Kimbo Slice

Zack T:
Bullwhip
Charles Barkley
"War Pigs" by Black Sabbath

Adam:
M4 w/ M203 attachment
"War" by Edwin Starr
Bumblebee

Brian K:
.45 lever-action Winchester
Jethro Gibbs (from NCIS)
"Remember the Name" by Fort Minor

Zack M:
Double-barrel shotgun
"Your Hand In Mine" by Explosions in the Sky
Zooey Deschanel

Bethany:
Steyr Aug A3
Gerard Butler
"LoveGame" by Lady Gaga

Carrie:
Twin sawed-off shotguns
Clint Eastwood
"Requiem For a Dream" by Clint Mansell

Aimee:
Chainsaw
Edward Cullen
"Pocket Full of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield

Candace:
Vin Diesel
Flamethrower
"Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey

Team Maddox (and Bobby?):
.44 Colt Magnum
Mel Gibson, Jackie Chan
"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

And I figured I might as well give it another go:
Pole-ax
"Maxwell Murder" by Rancid
Samuel L. Jackson

oh. I didn't change my answers at all. hehe.